January 2010
49 posts
ryanwhat:
oh no! Y2.01k is going to blow up the world! Take cover everyone!
Your new year puns are almost enough to make me resolve…oh dang.
December 2009
23 posts
No ma’am. We don’t have ZIPPER SPRAY. *what are you thinking…
Boyfriend vs. Brother
Jamin: Oh, uh, my telescope is in my car.
Michael: ...That is not something cool people say.
Schtop making shfun of me guysh!
2007
Twitter launches. No one notices.
1 Hour of Sleep Anybody?
“If you are sick, can you pass your disease through your tears?”
– The deep questions asked by Meg during Exam week… (via onpennylane)
Actually, I’ve heard that you have to bathe the sick person, throw the bath water on the cat, then run the cat out of the house. He will take the disease with him.
It’s all nighter time.
Just now...
Jamin: So I forgot all about the Walk Through Bethlehem thing.
Caitlin: Can’t. Big studying and viewing of Iron Chef that we did. Do you still really want to go?
*Sentence fragments. What is she trying to say? Have I missed something important that I should have known about? What is this Iron Chef viewing? Is ‘studying’ separate from the viewing, or are they both...
Incubus
This is another reason I drink tap water, and hate it when people complain about the taste and have to have their Dasani. Remember that time Dasani turned out to be tap water anyway?
Tap Water vs. Bottled Water
Best FB Conversation of the Summer
Jamin Rucker. Status: Does anyone know where my girlfriend is, and how she is doing? Is there someone out there more informed than I, who can tell me what’s going on?
Caitlin obliged with the first comment.
Caitlin: Don’t be ridiculous…
Jamin: Oh there you are! chat disabled again, so there’s no way to contact you since I don’t have cell service?
Caitlin: ...
Ana has inspired me to write a nerdy moon post. What better to distract your studying than a post you don’t care about because it’s not cupcakes, Twilight, Harry Potter, sunlight or rain?
Anyway.
Do you know why we only ever see one side of the moon’s surface? It’s quite interesting actually…The time it takes for the moon to rotate about its axis is precisely the...
So that guy at the new science building’s construction site that’s been chatting it up with me for two weeks? TOTAL jerk. I’ve been going to school through there by the village, and he’s been like “Yeah, we’re gonna lock it up in a few days, but I’ll still let you come through here after that”, and I’m all “Awesome! *thumbs up.”
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College
College is a bunch of rooms where you sit for 2,000 hours or so and try to memorize things. The 2,000 hours are spread out over four years. You spend the rest of the time sleeping, partying, and trying to get dates. Basically, you learn two kinds of things in college: 1. Things you will need to know in later life (two hours). 2. Things you will not need to...
Guess What?
My Linear Algebra paper was due today, and neither was I in class, nor did I know it was due, nor have I started it. I could swear I remember him saying it was due Wednesday, the last day of class. Anyway, that’s how my evening just turned. All you people have been slaving over your papers all weekend, and I have been relaxing, putting off my two, only to find out that one was due this...
Dear annoying guinea pig,
I don’t care that you’re upset. I really don’t. I gave you a home. You would have died in the woods had I not picked you up. I gave you a warm house, food, water, and attention. If you’re angry about your brother going to a new home, you’re just going to have to get over it. He’s not coming back. But that’s still no excuse to treat your new sisters...
I would love to be a dog. Just eat and sleep all day in the sun.